Author Mad Lib: Monica DeSimone


Monica DeSimone is a Contemporary Romance/Erotica author who has written about everything from Dogs to Magnificent Dancing and has won a Down and Dirty for her nonfiction book, “The Perfection’s Guide to Humping.” She lives in New Jersey with her family and Twelve Tiny Hippopotamus’. She is an English Literature graduate of MLS and has enjoyed Cursing in Home, Fucking Kettle One and Diet Dr. Pepper, and playing Football with her close friend and mentor, Jane Austen. She aspires to someday be the first full-time author to Dance on the moon.



Full Name: Monica DeSimone
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Erotica
Noun: Dog
Adjective: Magnificent
Plural Noun: Dancing
Award: Down and Dirty
Occupation: Perfection
Gerund (Non-Finite Action Verb, Usually Ending In – Ing): Humping
State: New Jersey
Number: Twelve
Adjective: Tiny
Animal: Hippopotamus
College Major: English Literature
2-3 Random Letters: MLS
Gerund: Cursing
Place: Home
Gerund: Fucking
Beverage: Kettle One and Diet Dr. Pepper
Sport: Football
Famous Author: Jane Austen
Verb: Dance

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